Joke of the day - Denver or Salt Lake City?

They're Biting Today Bar & Drinking Jokes Submitted by ERS "Poor Old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man trying to fish in a puddle of water outside of the bar. He decided to invite the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, "So how many have you caught so far?" The old man replied, "You're the eighth today."

Denver or Salt Lake City? Airplane Jokes Submitted by ERS I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. "Airfare to Denver is $300," the cheery salesperson replied. "And what about Salt Lake City?" "We have a really great rate to Salt Lake—$99," she said "but there is a stopover." "Where?" "In Denver," she said.

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