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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Mary and Lucy were in the parking lot after the big
fireworks show and 4th of July celebrations, trying to
unlock the door of Mary's car with a coat hanger because
they had accidentally left the keys in the car.
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Mary complained
to Lucy, trying desperately to maneuver the coat hanger.
"Well, I wish you would hurry up," Lucy replied. "It's
starting to rain and the top is down!"
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Have a wonderful July 4 weekend!
The LORD bringeth the counsel of the heathen to nought: he
maketh the devices of the people of none effect. The
counsel of the LORD standeth for ever, the thoughts of his
heart to all generations.
Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD; and the people
whom he hath chosen for his own inheritance. The LORD
looketh from heaven; he beholdeth all the sons of men. From
the place of his habitation he looketh upon all the
inhabitants of the earth. He fashioneth their hearts alike;
he considereth all their works.
There is no king saved by the multitude of an host: a
mighty man is not delivered by much strength. An horse is a
vain thing for safety: neither shall he deliver any by his
great strength.
Behold, the eye of the LORD is upon them that fear him,
upon them that hope in his mercy; To deliver their soul
from death, and to keep them alive in famine.
Our soul waiteth for the LORD: he is our help and our
shield. For our heart shall rejoice in him, because we have
trusted in his holy name. Let thy mercy, O LORD, be upon us,
according as we hope in thee. -Psalm 33:10
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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