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The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and says,

Hello?"

Everyone else in the room stops to listen:

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked.! "

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make them an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go an extra 50 thousand.

WOMAN: Ooh! Wonderful! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "I love you, too."

The man closes up. The other guys in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment.

He smiles and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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