Joke of the day - Mojave Desert

A Weasel at a Restaurant Animal Jokes Submitted by monkeyguypdx06 A weasel is dining at a Restaurant. He takes his seat and starts looking over the menu. The waiter then asks, "What can I get you to drink, sir?" "Oh, not much. Just a Diet Pop," goes the weasel.

Mojave Desert Misc Jokes Submitted by Douglas While driving truck I once had to make a delivery to Death Valley, California. When I arrived it was 128 degrees Fahrenheit. After just a few minutes I was so miserable I was afraid I was going to die. After a couple hours, it was still 128 degrees, but I was so miserable that I was afraid I wasn't going to die.

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