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Doctors Jokes :: #4096
By Anonymous from USA.
His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?"
"A box of Tampax," he replied without hesitation.
"Tampax?" said the doctor. "What would you do with that?"
"Well," said Johnny, "I do not know exactly, but it's sure worth two dollars.
With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to."
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Inspirational Poems :: #6281
By Jean-Philippe Gibson from USA.
Linguistic Ecstasy
Let these words tingle your heart, mind, and soul.
Make the words a rose that never gets old.
An epic of delight in each word told.
Wrap my words around your heart like a glove.
Every vowel will protect you with love.
Purify your heart with these verbal doves.
Let the letters caress your eyes with pleasure.
Each verse is a hug of priceless measure.
The consonants adore you like treasure.
Feel the elation jump off the paper.
Let the words lift you like a skyscraper.
Float away with the verbal love vapor.
Allow every verse to make your beautiful smile gigantic.
Feel every stanza like the semantics are romantic.
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