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The Joke of The Day
Kid Jokes :: #20831
By from USA.

A nursery school driver was delivering a van full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties.

'They use him to keep crowds back,' said Tommy.

'No,' said Billy, 'he's just for good luck.'

Peter brought the argument to a close. 'They use the dogs, he said firmly, to find the fire hydrants….'




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Health :: #4094
By Cristina from Roselle USA.

Healthy Eating
Healthy eating starts at the grocery store. To make your shopping trip a success, buy fresh foods when possible and road food labels on prepared foods. If you are looking for quick and healthy option, buy precut vegetables and bagged salad mixes. Plan a week's worth of menus before shopping, and then make a list of ingredient you'll need - and stick to it.

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