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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Heather was washing her five-year-old Johnny's hair. "Wow!"
she said. "Your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut
again."

Little Johnny replied, "Maybe you should stop watering it so
much."
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Are you growing fast?

But grow in grace, and in the knowledge of our Lord and
Saviour Jesus Christ. To him be glory both now and for ever.
-2 Peter 3:18

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Joe Cosity

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