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Entertainment Jokes :: #5424
By Anonymous from USA.
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: "Change your course 10 degree east."
The light signals back: "Change yours, 10 degrees west."
Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."
Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
There is one last reply. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
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Money :: #1514
By Kendall Bell from USA.
Emergency savings
Every time you get paid set ten percent aside in savings. If you get shorted on your pay check or get laid off all you need to do is transfer the money.
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