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Genie Jokes :: #957 By flip_babe from Mississauga Ontario Canada There were 3 friends stranded in an island. Exploring the island, the 3 men found a bottle so they opened it. A genie came out, and she said that she would grant them 3 wishes. The first man said, "I wish I was with my family" then poof he was with his family. The second guy said "I wish I was in a bar with my friends" then poof he was gone. The third guy was feeling bad and the genie asked, "What's wrong?" The man said, I'm lonely I wish my friends were here. Poof, his two friends were back in the island. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Health :: #6271 By Cami from Schaumbug USA. Back Pain Remember our mothers - "Always sit up straight," right? Well, a recent study by Scottish researchers shows it's one of the worst things you can do for your back. They found that sitting at a 90-degree angle puts pressure on your lower back. In fact, the pressure is strong enough to squeeze fluid out of the discs that cushion your vertebrae. So what is the best way to sit? According to research, you should adjust you chair height until your hips are 3 to 4 inches higher than your knees. Then you should recline slightly so your back is at a 135-degree angle to your thighs. You can put a small pillow behind your lower back for added support     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Kid Jokes :: #419 By David Howard from Unknown A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon." Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh ... I know what you've been doing." Forward this joke to your friends >>   One-Liners :: #1016 By Zubi Sehgal from Karachi Pakistan Life is like this Learn the wisdom of compromise for it is better to bent a little than to break.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #3 By Dave Lundy from Unknown Two drunks were in a bar partying like fools. They were drinking boiler makers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow. They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing quite a stir. When asked why such a celebration, they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle & it only took them 2 months! "TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender. "That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!!" "Oh yeah?" says one drunk. "The box said 2-4 YEARS!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #2039 By Moore from Texas USA. Wisdom In your greatness, remain humble!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Animal Jokes :: #1760 By Chandra Clarke from Canada In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could. The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim. Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!" The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused. Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you God, for the food I'm about to receive..." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Love Quotes :: #2133 By Stacy from Mission Canada Heat of love Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep burning, unquenchable.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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One Liners Jokes :: #14584 By ravindra dubey from India A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Breaking your Addictions :: #2141 By Jan Johnson from USA. Stop Smoking My husband and I used every method on the market to stop smoking with no success. Our weakest moment was first thing in the morning with that 1st. cup of coffee. Even though we had just applied a new patch, the craving was still overwhelming. We both tried putting the patch on a bedtime instead and had success the first morning. We both had nightmares and poor sleep for the 1st 3 days, but neither of us has touched a cigarette in 10 years     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #14048 By NobleMan from Yemen Two drunken men were driving home. The first started screaming: - Jim, watch out for the wall, watch out for the waaaaall! Baaaaam! They hit the wall. The next day in the hospital the first man asked his friend: - You good for nothing, I've been screaming for you to watch out, why didn't you? Jim answered him: - IT WAS YOU DRIVING!!! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Miscellaneous :: #3295 By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. THE DELUSION OF EVERY GENERATION Each age is but one link in the chain that connects the past with the future; but it is the delusion of each age that it is not just a link, but the anchor for both the past and the future.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Family Jokes :: #22644 By den kirk from United Kingdom A snail was mugged by a tortoise. The police said "Can you give us a description of your attacker? The snail said, "no, it all happened so fast!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Love Quotes :: #3027 By R.RAMACHANDRA RAO from HYDERABAD India Broken Heart I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts. - JULIA ROBERTS -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com