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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Little Johnny visited a neighbor's house.

"Can I see your trap?"

"What trap? I don't know what you mean," said the neighbour.

Little Johnny replied, "The one my Dad says you can't keep
shut."
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Keep back thy servant also from presumptuous sins; let them
not have dominion over me: then shall I be upright, and I
shall be innocent from the great transgression.

Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart,
be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my
redeemer. -Psalm 19:13

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Joe Cosity

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