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| Adult Fears
Misc Jokes
Submitted by D-Gellybean When I was a little boy, I used to be afraid of the dark...
Now as an adult, I see the electric bill and I'm afraid of the light!
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| Every Time I Breathe
Entertainment Jokes
Submitted by ERS A Lady on a commuter train is reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turns to the man next to her and asks, “Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?”
“Really?” he says. “Have you tried a good mouthwash?”
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Being Grateful "Use your eyes as if tomorrow you would be struck blind. Hear the music of voices, the song of a bird, as if you would be struck deaf. Touch each object as if tomorrow your sense of touch would fail. Smell perfume of flowers, taste with relish each morsel as if tomorrow you could never smell or taste again."
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