Wednesday, April 7, 2010

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my
wife and I. He got restless, so my wife handed him a pad and
pencil and suggested he mark down every time the speaker
said the word "and."

After a while, he grew bored, and I asked, "Would you like
to listen for a different word?"

"Yes," he whispered. "I'd like to listen for 'Amen'."
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The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.

Now to him that is of power to stablish you according to my
gospel, and the preaching of Jesus Christ, according to the
revelation of the mystery, which was kept secret since the
world began, but now is made manifest, and by the scriptures
of the prophets, according to the commandment of the
everlasting God, made known to all nations for the obedience
of faith: to God only wise, be glory through Jesus Christ for
ever. Amen. -Romans 16:24

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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One day a genie appeared to a California man and offered to grant him one wish.

the man said:" I wish you'd build a bridge from here to Hawaii so I could drive there anytime"

The genie frowned" I don't know. It sounds like quite an undertaking," he said. "Just think of the logistics. The supports required reaching the bottom of the ocean, the concrete, and the steel! Why don't you pick something else?"

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