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THE VAN GOGH FAMILY TREE

After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His obnoxious brother Please Gogh

His dizzy aunt
Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes
Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store
Stopn Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia
U Gogh

The brother who bleached his clothes white
Hue Gogh

The cousin from Illinois
Chica Gogh

His magician uncle Wherediddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin Amee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half brother
Grin Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach
Wellsfar Gogh

The constipated uncle Cant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt
Tan Gogh

The bird lover uncle Flamin Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst
E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin
Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking
Wayto Gogh

The little nephew
Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco
Ahgo Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van
Winnie B. Gogh

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