Tuesday, July 7, 2015

A Joke A Day - Less Is More

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Letter Bombs - Dumb Criminal Jokes


A couple of terrorist were making letter bombs. After they had finished, one said: “Do you think I put enough explosive in this envelope?

“I don’t know,” said the other. “Open it and see.”

“But it will explode.”

“Don’t be stupid! It’s not addressed to you!

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Less Is More - Sci - Fi Jokes

During the initial space flights, Nasa discovered that biro pens didn’t work under zero gravity conditions.

To beat the problem, Nasa spent 6 years and $2 million in designing a pen for use in space.

The pen would work under zero gravity conditions due to the pressurized ink inside, it would work under sub zero conditions, underwater, on glass and virtually any surface known to man.

The Russians used a pencil.

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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com

Lighten Up - #128

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.


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