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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A friend and her young son, Reid, were browsing in a large
bookstore. Engrossed in making a selection, my friend had
lost sight of her child.

"Reid!" she called out, racing through the aisles. "Reid!"

Just as she spotted the boy, she bumped into another customer.
"Pardon me, ma'am," he said, "but most folks come here because
they already like to read. No sense in wasting your time
trying to convince them."
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If ye have heard of the dispensation of the grace of God
which is given me to you-ward: How that by revelation he made
known unto me the mystery; (as I wrote afore in few words,
Whereby, when ye read, ye may understand my knowledge in the
mystery of Christ) which in other ages was not made known unto
the sons of men, as it is now revealed unto his holy apostles
and prophets by the Spirit; that the Gentiles should be
fellowheirs, and of the same body, and partakers of his
promise in Christ by the gospel. Whereof I was made a
minister, according to the gift of the grace of God given
unto me by the effectual working of his power.

Unto me, who am less than the least of all saints, is this
grace given, that I should preach among the Gentiles the
unsearchable riches of Christ; and to make all men see what
is the fellowship of the mystery, which from the beginning
of the world hath been hid in God, who created all things by
Jesus Christ: to the intent that now unto the principalities
and powers in heavenly places might be known by the church
the manifold wisdom of God, according to the eternal purpose
which he purposed in Christ Jesus our Lord: in whom we have
boldness and access with confidence by the faith of him.
-Ephesians 3:2

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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