Make Your Lettuce Stay Crisp for (Way) Longer

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Joke of the day - The Garden Party

Defeating A Shark One Liner Jokes Submitted by Bhanu Sandesh How did the octopus defeat the shark? He was well armed!

The Garden Party Misc Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein A wealthy woman is giving a garden party, and several well-to-do guests attend. While the party ensues, two gardeners are out on the back lawn working. One guest was watching the gardeners do their thing, and while one gardener was busy weeding, the other jumped up and did graceful swirling dance movements. Taken by his grace, the guest remarked to the host, "That man is such a talented dancer, that I would pay him a hundred dollars to demonstrate his dancing before my aerobics class!" When the host asked the first gardener about such an arrangement, he yelled, "Hey Fred! Do you think for a hundred dollars you could step on that rake again?"

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