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Marriage Jokes :: #4075
By Anonymous from USA.
To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary, a couple returned to their honeymoon hotel. After retiring to bed, the wife said, "Darling, do you remember how you stroked my hair?" and so he stroked her hair. She reminded him of the way they had cuddled, and so they did. Then, with a sigh, she whispered, "Won't you nibble my ear again?"
With that, the husband got out of bed and left the room. "Where are you going?" cried the wife.
"To get my teeth," he said.
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Weight Control :: #283
By Nat Patterson from Freedmont USA.
Diet and Exercise
Reducing your calorie intake will shed some pounds whether exercising or not, but those who wish to keep the pounds off need to exercise and diet. The people who only dieted tend to gain the weight back and have to go on another diet.
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