Saturday, October 3, 2009

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

My wife and I were visiting her 95-year-old grandfather
when he asked us to take him to buy a new hat. My wife took
me aside. "I'm worried that he doesn't have enough money,
and he'll be very embarrassed," she said.

So I asked the salesperson to tell my wife's grandfather
that whichever hat he chose cost $15. I would pay the
difference. Grandpa picked out a hat and was charged $15.

After he left, I paid the other $45 of the price. Later
Grandpa said, "What a bargain! The last one I bought there
cost me $60.
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It is naught, it is naught, saith the buyer: but when he is
gone his way, then he boasteth. There is gold, and a
multitude of rubies: but the lips of knowledge are a
precious jewel. -Proverbs 20:14

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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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