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Doctors Jokes :: #20000
By Anonymous from USA.

Doctor: I'm sorry to have to tell you that you may have rabies, and it could prove fatal.

Patient: Well, doctor, please give me pencil and paper.

Doctor: To make your will?

Patient: No, to make a list of people I want to bite.




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By Mike Swindlehurst from Bournemouth United Kingdom

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