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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

For the first few months of her co-op job for the state of
Georgia, Jane had nothing to do, so she surfed the Web or
did crossword puzzles. One day she expressed her boredom
to a co-worker.

"I know," she complained. "Everyone thinks state workers
have it easy. But there's only so much you can pretend
you're doing."
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See then that ye walk circumspectly, not as fools, but as
wise, redeeming the time, because the days are evil.
-Ephesians 5:15

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