Joke of the day - Little White Lie

Children For Sale Family Jokes Submitted by srg After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I'd had enough. "I think I'm going to sell them," I hissed to my sister. "You're crazy," she said. "For thinking of selling them?" "For thinking someone would buy them."

Little White Lie Kid Jokes Submitted by stee I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The triage nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted out, "Five-foot-eight and 125 pounds." While the nurse pondered this information, my mother leaned over to me. "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com The Things We Remember We forget more readily those that step on our toes than those that step on our feelings.

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