Joke of the day - You're Wrong, Officer

Undercover Detective Police Jokes Submitted by srg A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off."

You're Wrong, Officer Police Jokes Submitted by stee The police officer approaches the driver, "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." The lady driver looks at the officer and replies, "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."

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