Joke of the day - Fourth Quarter

Lost and Probably Not Found One Liner Jokes Submitted by wadejagz I have lost my mind! And I'm pretty sure my kids took it!

Fourth Quarter Kid Jokes Submitted by HENNE My husband, a big-time sports fan, was watching a football game with our grandchildren. He had just turned 75 and was feeling a little wistful. "You know," he said to our grandson, "it's not easy getting old. I guess I'm in the fourth quarter now." "Don't worry, Grandpa," Our grandson said cheerily. "Maybe you'll go into overtime."

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