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| Who Is In Charge Here?
Political Jokes
Submitted by Marty In demonstrating the division of powers within the government, the teacher used the family structure as an example.
One boy stood up and said, “It looks like my mom’s the president then, because she veto’s everything.”
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| The Frugal Man
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous The frugal man walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted. “What happened, Honey?” asked his wife.
“It’s a great new idea I have,” he gasped. “I ran all the way home behind the bus and saved $1.50 cents.”
“That wasn’t too smart,” replied his wife. “Why didn’t you run behind a taxi and save ten dollars?”
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com How to Lose Track of Us We have become so anxious to make a good impression that we have forgotten how to be good. |
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