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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Because our former small-town church was not a wealthy one,
our pastor was dependent on parishioners for the upkeep and
maintenance of the church. Once he asked my husband, Sam, to
rewire some of the church's communication systems.

The only way to reach a portion of the wiring was to enter
the attic above the altar and crawl over the ceiling by
balancing on the rafters. Concerned for my husband's safety,
I waited in a pew. Unbeknownst to me, some parishioners were
congregating in the foyer. They paid little attention to me,
probably assuming I was praying.

Worried about my husband, I looked up toward the ceiling and
yelled, "Sam, Sam! Are you up there? Did you make it okay?"

There was quite an outburst from the foyer when Sam's hearty
voice echoed down, "Yes, I made it up here just fine!"
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Wherefore seeing we also are compassed about with so great a
cloud of witnesses, let us lay aside every weight, and the
sin which doth so easily beset us, and let us run with
patience the race that is set before us, looking unto Jesus
the author and finisher of our faith; who for the joy that
was set before him endured the cross, despising the shame,
and is set down at the right hand of the throne of God.
-Hebrews 12:1

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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