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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Having to write letters of recommendation for people with
very dubious qualifications can cause serious legal troubles
in a time when laws have eroded the confidentiality of
business letters. In most states, job applicants have the
right to read the letters of recommendations and can even
file suit against the writer if the contents are negative.

Here is an arsenal of statements that may solve this problem:

1. To describe a person who is extremely lazy:
"In my opinion," you say as sincerely as you can manage,
"you will be very fortunate to get this person to work for
you."

2. To describe a person who is totally inept:
"I most enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no
qualifications whatsoever."

3. To describe an ex-employee who had problems getting along
with fellow workers:
"I am pleased to say that this candidate is a former
colleague of mine."

4. To describe a candidate who is so unproductive that the
job would be better left unfilled:
"I can assure you that no person would be better for the
job."

5. To describe a job applicant who is not worth further
consideration:
"I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate
an offer of employment."
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But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for
whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil. -Matthew 5:37

Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain
deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of
the world, and not after Christ. -Colossians 2:8

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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