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Animal Jokes :: #480
By Kez from Thornton Leicester United Kingdom
A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop.
The baker said, "We aren't a butcher; we don't sell meat here."
So the duck left.
The following day the duck went back and asked again.
This time the Baker said, "No, if you come here again I will nail your feet
to the floor."
The following day the duck returned and asked, "Have you any nails?"
The baker replied, "No." And the duck said, "Well, I'll have two pork chops then."
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Self-Improvement :: #2260
By Maru from singapore Singapore
Sucess in future
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.
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