Sunday, November 13, 2016

Joke of the day - Santa with A Bunch of Clocks

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I've Been Here Before
Technology Jokes
Submitted by ERS

"Hold on, I get a feeling I've been here before."

"Why do you say that?"

"My phone automatically connected to the WiFi."

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Santa with A Bunch of Clocks
Holiday Jokes
Submitted by Alan Valentine

As patrons were shopping at the mall around Christmas, Bill and Fred heard a commotion coming from the area where Santa greets the children. "What do you suppose is going on?" asked Bill.

A nearby shopper told them that the new Santa Clause, an eccentric old fellow, had attached dozens of clocks, watches, and other various timepieces onto his big wide belt, circling his whole body.

"Let's go see him," said Fred. "He sounds like a nut, but it's worth checking out."

"Naw, I'm not interested," replied Bill.

"Why don't you want to see Santa with a bunch of clocks tied around his midriff?"

"I'll tell you why. It's a waist of time!"

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"Be slow to fall into friendship, but when you are in, continue firm and constant."

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