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| Dog Plants
Teacher Jokes
Submitted by HENNE A teacher was telling her class about plant names that have the word "dog" in them, such as dog-rose, dogwood, dog violet.
She asked the class if they could name another flower with the preface "dog".
Steven raised his hand and said, "Sure Miss Jones. How about a 'collie' flower?"
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| Maybe It Was Ate
Little Johnny Jokes
Submitted by Wade Hall Little Johnny was in his first grammar class when the teacher asked him if he could give a simple sentence.
Little Johnny grinned real big and said, " I eat six eggs for breakfast."
His teacher replied, "You mean ate?"
Little Johnny thought for a bit. then said, "Maybe it was eight eggs I eat."
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