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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

"I know that smart-alec Tex," said the one cowboy to
another sitting nearby. "The boy's going to start bragging
about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets
back."

"Nah... not Tex," said the other cowboy. "He'll always be
just a good ole boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll
say is hello."

"I know Tex better than any of you," said the last cowboy.
"He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Look,
here he comes now!"

Sure enough, just as the third cowboy predicted, Tex swung
open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi, partners!"
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Again, I considered all travail, and every right work, that
for this a man is envied of his neighbour. This is also
vanity and vexation of spirit.

The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
Better is an handful with quietness, than both the hands full
with travail and vexation of spirit. -Ecclesiastes 4:4

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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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