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Animal Jokes :: #23679 By Anonymous from USA. What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? "Mmmm, sandwiches!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #304 By Xavier Gonzalez from San Antonio USA. Learning from failure You've failed many times, although you don't remember. You fell down the first time you tried to walk. You almost drowned the first time you tried to swim. . . . Don't worry about failure. . . . Worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. -- Sherman Finesilver, US District Court Judge     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com