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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Fifteen minutes into a flight from Kansas City to Toronto,
the airplane captain turned on the intercom and announced,
"Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There
is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour
longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine
has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours.
But don't worry, we can fly just fine on two engines."

An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has
failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours,
but don't worry--we still have one engine left."

A young passenger turned to the man in the next seat and
remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all
day!"
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When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and
seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be
not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee,
which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.

And it shall be, when ye are come nigh unto the battle, that
the priest shall approach and speak unto the people, and
shall say unto them, Hear, O Israel, ye approach this day
unto battle against your enemies: let not your hearts faint,
fear not, and do not tremble, neither be ye terrified
because of them.

For the LORD your God is he that goeth with you, to fight
for you against your enemies, to save you. -Deuteronomy 20:1

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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