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| Lunch Time
Kid Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous On the way to lunch, a teacher spotted two boys playfully fighting. She asked one of the boys to go to the back of the line and he came back right after.
”Why aren't you at the end of the line?" asked the teacher.
The boy replied, "I couldn't, someone was already there."
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| Banana Head
Bar & Drinking Jokes
Submitted by CPipe A man walked into a bar with a banana on his head. As he served him, the bartender said, "Look, I don't know if you realize this, but you've got a banana on your head."
"That's okay," said the man. "I always wear a banana on my head on Tuesdays."
"But today's Wednesday," said the bartender.
"It's not, is it?" groaned the man. "Oh no! I must look like a complete idiot!"
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