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| Two Dogs Walk Into A Bar
Animal Jokes
Submitted by barber7796 Two dogs wearing their finest collars entered a bar.
After ordering they noticed that all the other dogs in the bar were not wearing collars.
That's when they realized they were in a STRAY BAR.
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| Wrong Number
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Tomaso A woman was getting swamped with calls from strangers. A billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers.
When she called to complain, she was told to get a new number. "I've had mine for twenty years," she pleaded. "Couldn't you change yours?"
The company refused, so she said, "Fine. From now on, I'm going to tell everyone who calls that their bill is paid in full."
The company got a new number the next day.
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Eliminate Food Odor with Charcoal My mother taught me a foolproof way to keep my refrigerator from smelling like leftover food... charcoal.
I grab a few briquettes from the bag by the grill and put them in a bowl in the back of my refrigerator. The charcoal absorbs any odors, and I just change them every few months. Beats baking soda. |
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