Joke of the day - Cat and Dog Call

Can We Make It 9? Dumb Criminals Submitted by R$$ A guard tells a prisoner, "You will be released from prison at 5 a.m. tomorrow." The prisoner replies, "Can we make it 9 a.m.? I'm not up yet at 5."

Cat and Dog Call Animal Jokes Submitted by Mary I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked, "Electronic cat and dog call—guaranteed to work". I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Pointing the Finger Remember that when you are pointing the finger at someone, there are three fingers pointing back at you.

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