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Doctors Jokes :: #5417
By Anonymous from USA.
Jay went to a psychiatrist. "Doc, he said, "I've got trouble.
Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it.
I get under the bed; I think there's somebody on top of it.
Top, under, under top. I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink.
"Come to me three times a week and I'll cure you."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll think about it."
Jay never went back. Some time later he met the doctor on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me again? Asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck a visit? A bartender cured me for 10 dollars."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed."
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Famous Quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.
QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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