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1. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
2. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
3. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
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5. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
6. Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
7. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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