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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
I have been told there is a pretzel stand out front of an
office building in New York. One day a man came out of the
building, planted down a quarter on the counter of the
pretzel stand, and then went on his way without taking a
pretzel. This happened every day for three weeks.
Finally, the lady running the stand spoke up. "Sir, excuse
me. May I have a word with you?"
"I know what you're going to say," the man replied. "You're
going to ask me why I give you a quarter every day and don't
take a pretzel."
Looking confused, the woman said, "Not at all. I just want to
tell you the price is now 35 cents."
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How much gratefulness do you show toward God for his daily
unmerited gifts to you?
O give thanks unto the LORD; for he is good:
for his mercy endureth for ever.
O give thanks unto the God of gods:
for his mercy endureth for ever.
O give thanks to the Lord of lords:
for his mercy endureth for ever.
To him who alone doeth great wonders:
for his mercy endureth for ever.
To him that by wisdom made the heavens:
for his mercy endureth for ever.
To him that stretched out the earth above the waters:
for his mercy endureth for ever.
To him that made great lights:
for his mercy endureth for ever:
The sun to rule by day:
for his mercy endureth for ever:
The moon and stars to rule by night:
for his mercy endureth for ever.
To him that smote Egypt in their firstborn:
for his mercy endureth for ever:
And brought out Israel from among them:
for his mercy endureth for ever:
With a strong hand, and with a stretched out arm:
for his mercy endureth for ever.
To him which divided the Red sea into parts:
for his mercy endureth for ever:
And made Israel to pass through the midst of it:
for his mercy endureth for ever:
But overthrew Pharaoh and his host in the Red sea:
for his mercy endureth for ever.
To him which led his people through the wilderness:
for his mercy endureth for ever.
To him which smote great kings:
for his mercy endureth for ever:
And slew famous kings:
for his mercy endureth for ever:
Sihon king of the Amorites:
for his mercy endureth for ever:
And Og the king of Bashan:
for his mercy endureth for ever:
And gave their land for an heritage:
for his mercy endureth for ever:
Even an heritage unto Israel his servant:
for his mercy endureth for ever.
Who remembered us in our low estate:
for his mercy endureth for ever:
And hath redeemed us from our enemies:
for his mercy endureth for ever.
Who giveth food to all flesh:
for his mercy endureth for ever.
O give thanks unto the God of heaven:
for his mercy endureth for ever. -Psalms 136:1
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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