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The Joke of The Day
Elderly Jokes :: #5167
By Raza Zaidi from Pakistan

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other," Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great." "That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"

"You mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"




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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com
Interpersonal Skills :: #2998
By Marie Lynnette from St. Louis USA.

Be An Encourager
A SPARK OF ENCOURAGEMENT

CAN REKINDLE WARMTH IN THE HEART!!!

The power in words can build up or tear down-

Create a big smile or produce a sad frown;

So in all your contacts with people each day,

Be sure to encourage in all that you say.

- Fitzhugh -

 
 
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