Tuesday, June 15, 2010

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A foursome teed off on the long par-3. The green on this
hole lay behind a large bunker, so any shot that made the
green would disappear over the top ridge of bunker and you
couldn't tell where your ball landed until you arrived on the
green.

After the last player hit his shot, the first golfer to hit
charged off down the fairway, without waiting for the others.
He disappeared over the bunker and seconds later came running
back down the fairway yelling and screaming, "I got a hole-in-
one! I don't believe it!"

"You've got to be kidding," said the others. "You run ahead
of us down the fairway and disappear behind that bunker, and
now, all of a sudden, you claim you have a hole-in-one. How
stupid do you think we three are?"

"No, no. It's true. I swear it," he said crossing his heart.
"Go look. I left it in the hole to prove it."
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Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a
stranger, and not thine own lips. -Proverbs 27:2

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