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| Same Show Every Year
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands. He gets more and more animated with each passing moment.
"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.
"I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that."
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| We Can't Find Anywhere to Live
Family Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous John and Tony were in the bar, pondering over Tony’s problems. “Andrea and I want to get married,” said Tony, “but we can’t find anywhere to live.”
“Why don’t you live with Andrea’s parents for a while?” suggested John.
“We can’t do that,” said Tony, “they’re living with their parents for a while too.”
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