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Kid Jokes :: #21388 By Anonymous from USA. Running into the house after school Tommy said to his mother, "Mom! Isn't an ox a kind of a bull?" "Yes, she replied. "And doesn't equine have something to do with horses?" "That's right." She said. Running out of the house Tommy said "I'll see you later!" "Why? Where are you going?" asked his mother. "To some other town I just heard in school that the equinox is coming, and I don't wanna be around when it gets here!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Weight Control :: #337 By Tina Deacon from San Diego USA. Food Cravings When you have a craving for a certain food, try distracting youreself for 10 to 15 minutes. Take your mind off the thought of food my talking to a friend or going for a walk. If you are stilling wanting to eat try eating a piece of fruit instead.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com