Monday, December 26, 2016

Dog Haircut

AJokeADay.com

Crocodile Shirt
Animal Jokes
Submitted by Harmonica Harry

The crocodile walked into a trendy menswear store, approached the assistant and asked, "Do you have any shirts with pictures of people on the pocket?"

AJokeADay.com
AJokeADay.comAJokeADay.comAJokeADay.com

You might like
 
 
 
Learn more about RevenueStripe...

Dog Haircut
Animal Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

A woman took her dog to the parlor for a haircut and asked what it would cost. Being told that it would cost her $50, she was outraged.

"I only pay 30 bucks for my own haircut!" she said.

The groomer replied, "That may be true. But then you don't bite, do you?"

AJokeADay.com
AJokeADay.comAJokeADay.comAJokeADay.com


The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com

Freedom

"Freedom is that instant between when someone tells you to do something and when you decide how to respond."

- Dr. Jeffrey Borenstein -


AJOKEADAY pays cash prizes to the top 10 jokes with the most votes each week!

AJOKEADAY has paid out $8,352 in cash prizes.

Create an AJokeADay Account and Submit a Joke

AJokeADay.comAJokeADay.com
AJokeADay.comAJokeADay.com

Get the NEW AJOKEADAY APP!

   AJokeADay.com   AJokeADay.com

Learn more about RevenueStripe...
 
AJokeADay.com

Connect With Us
AJokeADay.com AJokeADay.com

You received this email because you signed up for email notifications from AJokeADay.com.
To opt out of these emails unsubscribe here.

JokePrize, Inc.
999 E Touhy Ave, Ste. 500, Des Plaines, IL 60018

1995-2016 © All rights reserved.

Blog Archive