Joke of the day - How I Met Your Father

Break in the Investigation Police Jokes Submitted by Gene Kovack Last week our police station was broken into and the commode was stolen from the rest room. Yesterday the police reported that the investigation is ongoing but they still have nothing to go on.

How I Met Your Father Marriage Jokes Submitted by Mary Studying our wedding photos, my six-year-old asked, "Did you marry Dad because he was good-looking?" "Not really," I replied. "Did you marry him for his money?" "Definitely not," I laughed. "He didn't have any." "So," he said, "you just felt sorry for him?"

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