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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #10087
By someone from Maryland Heights MO USA.
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon."
The other drunk stops and looks at his drunken friend, "You are wrong. That's not the moon, that's the sun."
Both started arguing for a while when they came upon another drunk walking, so they stopped him. "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"
The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."
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Words of Knowledge :: #1713
By Joey from USA.
Don't Blow Out The Light That Guides You
Anger is the wind that blows out the candle of reason.
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