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Sport Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous A beginner rider at the stables was trying to saddle a horse. "Excuse me," said the old hand, "but you are putting that saddle on backwards."
"How do you know?" snapped the student. "You do not know which way I'm going."
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Dumb Criminals
Submitted by ERS A bank robber pulls out a gun, points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!"
The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'"
The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
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