WeeklyJokes.com #53

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Q: What is your greatest fear?

A: The moment after I die having a loud voice yell in my ear, "You blew it! You were supposed to make a series of decisions that would lead you to become a sponge diver in Madagascar and in your free time discover a cure for navel lint. And your kids were supposed to discover a cure for mediocrity and bureaucracy."

So my biggest fear is having a purgatory bureaucrat Monday-morning-quarterback my mortal life.

If this does happen, I hope I have the presence of "mind" to reply, "Excuse me, but life on Earth did not come with a manual or training material!"

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Two men were working at a sawmill when one guy got too close
to the saw and cut his ear off.

It fell in the sawdust pit so he jumped down into the pit
and began hunting around trying to find it. The second guy
saw him and hollered down, "What're you doing?"

The first man explained that he had cut off his ear and was
looking for it. The second guy said, "I'll help you" and
jumped in the pit.

He was searching around on his hands and knees and then
hollered, "I found it!"

The first guy took it and examined it closely, then said,
"Keep looking. Mine had a pencil behind it."
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I love the LORD, because he hath heard my voice and my
supplications. Because he hath inclined his ear unto me,
therefore will I call upon him as long as I live.

The sorrows of death compassed me, and the pains of hell gat
hold upon me: I found trouble and sorrow. Then called I upon
the name of the LORD; O LORD, I beseech thee, deliver my
soul.

Gracious is the LORD, and righteous; yea, our God is
merciful. The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low,
and he helped me. Return unto thy rest, O my soul; for the
LORD hath dealt bountifully with thee.

For thou hast delivered my soul from death, mine eyes from
tears, and my feet from falling. -Psalms 116:1

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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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