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| How Bad Am I?
Misc Jokes
Submitted by barber7796 I didn't realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system said:
"IN 400 FEET, DO A SLIGHT RIGHT, STOP, AND LET ME OUT."
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| What A Teacher Really Means
College Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz Today we'll let a member of the class lead the discussion. It will be a good educational experience.
(I stayed out too late last night and didn't have time to prepare a lecture.)
The gist of what the author is saying is what's most important.
(I don't understand the details either.)
The test scores were generally good.
(Some of you managed a 'C'.)
Some of you could have done better.
(Everyone failed.)
It's been very rewarding to teach this class.
(I hope they find someone else to teach it next year.)
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Our Strength "Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate, but that we are more beautiful, more powerful, and unlimited than what we can possibly imagine."
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