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Work Jokes :: #17206
By Ed Carley from Colorado Springs Colorado USA.
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
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Nutrition :: #1798
By etherJoey from USA.
Very Unhealthy
I wonder why so many people eat corn and mashed potatoes together. I was always taught that was very unhealthy to eat them together because they are both starches. You should always have a green vegetable along with a starchy one to be healthy.
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