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Elderly Jokes :: #20468 By Anonymous from USA. A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.. 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?' After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.' Forward this joke to your friends >>   Nutrition :: #652 By Johnny B. from Portland USA. ITS TRUE! Drinking a glass or two of wine everyday is actually good for you. A recent study says that people who regularly drink a glass of wine get fewer colds than the average person. Just don't go overboard, too much of anything is never a good thing. Apparently, it's the flavonoids on grape skin that do the trick, which means you could just eat some grapes everyday, too.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

The 20 Best Things to Do in Barcelona (Your Weekly Travelzoo Offers)

It's no wonder Barcelona is one of the most-visited cities in the world. From Antoni Gaudi's impressive feats of architectural design to some of the best beaches this side of Catalonia, the city has a little bit of everything to please all types of travelers. You need to fly over Portugal anyway, so you might as well make a "pit stop" in Lisbon. Starting at $709, you can spend six nights in Lisbon and Barcelona to get a mix of azulejos and Catalan Modernism.

TRAVEL TODAY The 20 Best Things to Do in Barcelona It's no wonder Barcelona is one of the most-visited cities in the world. From Antoni Gaudi's impressive feats of architectural design to some of the best beaches this side of Catalonia, the city has a little bit of everything to please all types of travelers. You need to fly over Portugal anyway, so you might as well make a "pit stop" in Lisbon. Starting at $709, you can spend six nights in Lisbon and Barcelona to get a mix of azulejos and Catalan Modernism. DEALS PROVIDED BY TRAVELZOO Barcelona $709 & up – 6-Night Lisbon & Barcelona Vacation w/ Flights VIEW DEAL Amsterdam $819 & up – 6-Nt. Amsterdam & Brussels Trip w/ Air & Hotels VIEW DEAL Myrtle Beach Save up to 40% – Fall Deals in Myrtle Beach VIEW DEAL Cruise $99 & up – 4-Night Bahamas Cruise from Miami VIEW DEAL Cruise $1,649 – Holiday-Themed Mississippi River Cruise, 50% Off VIEW DEAL Britain $1,875 – Experience Britain and Ireland in 14 Nights VIEW DEAL Trending Now The 20 Best Things to Do in Barcelona 48 Hours in Amsterdam: The Ultimate Itinerary The 9 Best Day Trips From Galway How to Visit the Caribbean Without a Passport VACATION LIKE A PRO This email is being sent in partnership with Travelzoo, and Tripsavvy may receive a commission when you click on links to travel deals in this newsletter. You are receiving this newsletter because you subscribed to the Travel Today newsletter. If you wish to unsubscribe, please click here A DOTDASH BRAND 1500 Broadway, 6th Floor, New York, NY, 10036 © 2019 Dotdash.com - All rights reserved. Privacy Policy.